velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.

After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.

by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016

P&BJ Sandwich

v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"

"No way, dude. I don't believe you."

by quiliff December 11, 2016

Fat mans sandwich

It's a sandwich made of a candy bar between two ''Rice Crispies'' squares

Fuck it! I got the munchies so bad that I'm making a ''fat mans sandwich''

by Red eye knight June 14, 2017

Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017

hash brown sandwich

1987; year of the hash brown sandwich and the 3-5

Would love to wrap my mouth around a hash brown sandwich right now!

by NJKid09 August 13, 2017