Alex's Nursery

The best groupchat on multiple platforms. It includes some of the greatest people in existence who all stan the commentary crew.

The name originated from Imallexx's nurse custome picture.

Have you heard of Alex's Nursery?
Yes! Im a part of it.

by Tinyqueen May 29, 2019

Alex

Just a big fat fucking horse.

Guy 1: "Damn, would you look at that fatty!"
Guy 2: "Oh my gosh, that big fat fucking horse over there? I see it!"
Alex: "I'm so fat!"

by Minecraftkid65432 October 10, 2018

Alex

A fat booby retard that copies everything people says.and 5 foot 5 inches.

That Alex is a retard

by BigMacDaddylol November 15, 2019

Alex

Guy with a small penis

“Omg Alex has such a small cock”

by Voodoo89 June 2, 2020

Alex

Nope yeet your self back to Africa

Person:Hay
Person caked Alex :AHHH YEET YOURSELF BACK TO AFRICA

by Alex the peep March 16, 2020

Alex

The dumbest person in the history of mankind. All he can do is repeating "No you" over and over again.

Alex is dumb

by Diable-Vache September 26, 2019

Alex

Alex, the one guy in the group that doesn't say "no homo". He constantly questions his sexuality. He loves anime and enjoys cosplaying as a female character. He is offended very quickly and is a Reddit admin or a frequent Redditor. He tends to be overly gay and make many jokes that make you question your life. He calls himself the sexiest guy in the room and rubbernecks at men without shirts. He is able to spot any shirtless or naked man from a ten-mile radius.

Ben: Have you seen the video of that football player running a 4.2 second 40-yard dash?
Alex: Yeah! He's very sexy!
Everyone else:...
awkward silence

by Dr. Ildo October 30, 2020