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John Cena

The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.
"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"
by Nicolas Cena September 17, 2015
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John McCain

Guy 1: "So, I saw John McCain at the Suns game last week."

Guy 2: "lol"
by animal found toast June 6, 2010
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Olivia Newton John

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!
by Evy4 May 16, 2011
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John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.
"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"
by CBizzow January 17, 2008
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John McEnroe's Shoes

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!
by Fryer May 25, 2005
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john glover smith

by derekk glasses April 27, 2022
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john gilbert storey

How's it going john gilbert storey?
Good, just copped some fresh turtle necks
by jeffferyyy February 13, 2018
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