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School Laptop 

Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.
Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop
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school of fish 

A bunch of turds floating in the toilet. Especially used to describe a picture of your shit which you send to your friends using your picture phone.
Hey! did you get that school of fish i sent you this morning?
school of fish by andre January 21, 2004

school boy 

The narcotic drug Codiene. Usually availible as a hydrochloride salt.
When I was a school boy, we used to drink cough syrup 'cuz it had school boy in it back then. Now it's got that dextro shit in it. That shit'll mess you up!
school boy by DJ Dre Alpha December 6, 2005

School Shooter 

Gothic teenagers dressed in trench coats normally wearing all black cloths and black make up. Many times they wear Spiked necklaces and wristbands along with chains and strappy shit. The final way to point out a school shooter is their obscene hair do.
Holy shit, somebody better check that school shooter for shotguns. He might have pipe bombs hidden in his pants!
School Shooter by Zac Michael March 20, 2004

School shooters 

School shooters by Daniel ss August 27, 2019

school of hard knocks 

not half as funny as the prequel "school of hard knockers" starring michael cain as the college jock.
the dean : JOCKSON!
cain: your only supposed to blow the bloody dorrs off,man.

school bus 

A large yellow and black vehicle used for transporting children and teenagers alike to a hellhole called school. Often times, the bus seats are really uncomfortable, and the temperature is not controlled well, let alone that the passengers are normally idiots and try to get on your nerves in the best way possible. In the summer the bus gets too hot but in the winter it's too cold. Ironically the children and adults use the exact same bus, resulting in crowded buses with absolutely no leg room in between seats.
I hate the school bus because it's filled with idiots.
school bus by eleveador March 6, 2014