penis lips

the lips of a womans pussy

mind if i smell your penis lips

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 10, 2020

Schrodinger's Penis

The state in which the male penis is both erect and soft at the same time. Where the penis is too soft to be useful in any sexual activities, but too hard to be comfortable. This can be achieved through excessive masturbation in a short duration of time, among many other ways.

"Babe come down on me, I'm horny."

"I can't, I have Schrodinger's Penis."

by AbnormallyLargeSwine November 11, 2020

Penis dick

When you just add a word for no reason

Fuck this game it’s a penis dick

by hank-Humberfloob November 11, 2020

Penis wrinkled

When you destroy someone in a 1v1

Me: I beat you 10-0, u just got penis wrinkled with your salty bitch ass

Opponent: no! Your a bot

by Con9412 January 24, 2021

Penis ravioli

n. - another term for condoms

My friend Kevin loves condoms, I opened his cabinet and it was full of boxes of penis ravioli.

by Unchangeable Bird January 27, 2021

Penis Land

A beautiful splendor of titmouses, cocks, and others.

Penis Land is beautiful as a splendor of titmouses, cocks, and other birds.

by guymcguyperson January 30, 2021

Penis monkey

A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it

Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good

by Food guy 2 February 4, 2021