Penis Tranquilizer

A person who is so ugly, that when A man with an erect penis sees the person, their penis immediately shrinks as if they jumped from a hot tub into a cold pool.

I was at the beach when I saw this girl who had some nice tits. I saw the tits and got a huge erection, but I lost my erection when I saw that bitches face. She was a penis tranquilizer for sure.

Penis Tranquilizer by BigDaddyTeddyBear June 24, 2011

Penis Christmas

Another name for a Bachelorette Party, otherwise known as a celebration of dick with few to no men actually involved.

Jane is getting married in 2 weeks! We need to throw her a Penis Christmas!

Penis Christmas by stefapie August 2, 2013

Penis flytrap 

A woman who manipulates her way into a nieve and unsuspecting mans life using her sexuality.

"Dude! I know you think you're just having a good time, but you must be careful, that girl is a total Penis Flytrap."

Penis flytrap by Mountains with Lions March 30, 2015

Penis Symphony

SWING IT IN THE AIR LIKE U JUST DONT CARE TRUMPET PENIS YAYAYAY

I Play in a Penis SYMPHONY I USE MY COCK AS A DRUM STICK

Penis Symphony by MrSit April 11, 2015

Penis wacker 

This is the tool you use on yourself or your partner to JACK THE FUCK OUT OF THEM ADT EAT THIER DILDOS

“BARNEY WHERES THE PENIS WACKER”

Penis wacker by THICK BECKY January 26, 2019

Penis lasagna 

When you have sexual intercourse with a female that is on her period and also has gonnorhea. Ultimately resulting in a penis lasagna

Bro the girl I banged last night was on her period so I totally baked a fresh penis lasagna

Penis lasagna by BW2003 March 14, 2019

penis press

when you iron you penis to where is is “pressed”

John “i just penis pressed today”

Larry “so you got the flatbread?”

John “that’s what Hannah said she likes”

Larry “hah lol so she has a coin slot”

penis press by what do i mood come April 15, 2020