monkey puncher

A way to describe a sexual partner that, during the act of coitus or anal, the penis is inserted into the orifice with more force than is normally applied, usually someone who does this frequently. This usually refers to the one inserting the penis, but this can be applied to the one who is getting the penis inserted into themselves should they mount it with extra force.

Derived from punching the monkey, since this is the name of the act itself.

Honey, you're a monkey puncher if I ever saw one. You don't need to assault the balls just because you're getting down and dirty! Ease up on it, okay, you gotta go more softly!

by 9kirby99 January 18, 2019

monkey nft

its a profile pic shitheads use to scam people

yo i buyed a monkey nft since iam a dumbass and didnt just copy the image or save image by right clicking it.

by mentallyEru December 11, 2021

weasal-monkey

A strange and rare mammal of the primate family. The only encounter was documented by one, Terrence Longfella.

He spanked out a dance like a weasal-monkey.

by Keta April 19, 2003

mirror monkey

That guy at the Gym that spends more time looking at himself in the mirror then he does lifting weights.

Hey Craig, the mirror monkey is back

by sick_of_this_place September 11, 2008

roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010

rubber monkey

A derogatory term for a person who abuses drugs excessively.

jordan is such a rubber monkey, he barely even remembers his own name its coz hes fae the bundy

by blaire n bat August 19, 2010

Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.

The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.

by mtotow July 19, 2012