Exit my life

Die. They are pretty much asking you to die.

You can exit my life now.

by Kool Boo February 15, 2015

Story Of My Life

An overused statement generally said by complainers going through a midlife crisis when something undesirable happens.

I just stubbed my toe. Story of my life.

I just got dumped. Story of my life.

I just realized I overuse the phrase "story of my life". Story of my life.

by Da Milkman July 1, 2009

Half-life 2

The single greatest game ever that some wordn00b wannabe script kiddie hacked and ruined the gameplay for every other serious gamer.

HL2 pwns Halo 2, UT, CS, etc...

by pur1337 October 8, 2003

welcome to my life

One of Simple Plan's best songs. I can relate to it more than any other song I've heard, save perhaps Numb by Linkin Park.

You don't know what it's like
To be like me
To be hurt, To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked, when you're down
Feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breaking down
and no one's there to save you
You don't know what it's liiike
Welcome to my life!

by Mustang GT May 10, 2005

The Real Life Griffins

The Reality Show parody of The Real World,That The Griffins Were on Because Meg Was Embarassed By Her Family So She Went On Diane! and A TV Executive Saw Them.

The Real Life Griffins Fired Meg! WooHoo! YAY!

by Seagulls Of Satan October 1, 2008

Ghosting through life

The act of being useless; used as a derogatory term towards people of white skin color. Popularized by the movie Ghostbuster.

Abuser: Stop ghosting through life.
White Victim: Ok, I will go back to my cave now.

by joshp September 8, 2015

The Life of the Parsley Burger

A burger that comes with parsley

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Life of the Parsley Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018