Be Happy

Yeah, she writes a book fucking 7 years after the fact about I have already. What a fucking hack. Another Jordan Peterson sycophant trying to co-opt the mental health industry.

Hym "Yeah, be happy that the mental breakdown having, pilled addicted, charlatan projecting his anxiety about his slut daughter getting folded like a pretzel, HIS fucking pill addiction, and spite for me onto the rest of you fucking idiots and then molding the mental health industry. Lysenkoism round 2. Pretty sound you'll all be unable to point a camera in our face without blubbering about the fact that you're not as (in his own words) brilliant as I am."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

The Happy Meal

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.

My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024

Slap Happy

When stuffing your girl from behind and your balls slap against her butt cheeks so long that it throws her into a euphoric state

Damn you're in a good mood ever since we went to the bedroom you've been slap Happy

by California finest January 2, 2025

Yap happy

When two people engage in a conversation and begin yapping to the point that a 5 minute conversation becomes a 5 hour conversation (or longer). If another party is involved, the person outside the yap happy pair may end up going unnoticed within the conversation.

Lucia: Hey sorry for not including you in the conversation yesterday, we got a little yap happy. We weren't intentionally trying to ignore you.
Mara: No worries, I know you and Darcy are chronic yappers.

by marlyn meow January 14, 2025

Gay (happy)

What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: gay (Happy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

The Happy Meal

Sitting down receiving a blowjob from your wife or girlfriend while enjoying a Happy Meal and using her bent-over back as a table to put your Happy Meal on.

Honey, I picked up McDonald's. Are you good with doing The Happy Meal for me?

by Wigman87 February 12, 2025

as happy as a clam

extremely happy.

She was as happy as a clam at high tide, basking in the sunshine after her successful presentation.

by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025