double d

the act of getting a deep dickin

Ladies need the Double D and I am happy to oblige.

by ez October 1, 2004

double bag

To use a condom and a paper bag at the same time during intercourse. Exemplified by a desperate person settling for sex with an ugly skank.

-You're taking home that bow-wow? You know she's been around the block more than once.
-Not to worry, I'll double bag it.

by cashmatt March 4, 2009

double doggystyle

This position is made up. It does not exist. The pleasure factor would be zero therefore making it an erroneous position. Clearly noone would ever fuck like this.
The pre-pubescent fools above me should keep posting about movies and their friends from school because they clearly know nothing about sex.

Find me 2 girls who think that's an enjoyable way to make love and maybe then will I admit it exists.
'Snarkys' definition could possibly be considered valid, but I think 'double doggystyle'(if it did exist) would be a double penetration in the 'doggy' position.

by Diego November 21, 2003

double dribble

when someone puts both of your balls in their mouth and calls a foul

*puts balls in mouth*

She says: Thats a Technical! Double Dribbling

by andrew May 25, 2004

double vision

A word used to describe 2 of the same thing. That thing is insignificant, and the whole sitution is confusing.

"Holy crap-shait! I thought there was only one of you, but I guess my double vision got the best of me!"

by DAVIO D.V June 26, 2005

double-ugly

Refers to someone so very, very ugly that he or she can only be described as double-ugly. Similar to butt-ugly but twice as repulsive; hence the plural. One of the first instances of "double-ugly" in print was in a classic "Tom and Jerry" comic book from the 1950s.

Alternative spellings include: double ugly, doubly-ugly. Using a dash is proper when spelling compound adverbs and adjectives.

"Ugly? He's beyond ugly - he's so fucking ugly he's double-ugly!"

by Victor Felix December 28, 2005

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008