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Dick Cheney

An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.

Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.

In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.

The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.

Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".

"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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Dick Hyman

American jazz pianist/composer. Also known as the man with one of the most unfortunate names of all time.
Hey, did you hear that new Dick Hyman tune they just discovered?
by Mars_Resident_001 December 27, 2008
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god's dick

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.
That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...
by Eagleeye December 26, 2013
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poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.
Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick
by Rick March 6, 2003
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Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.
I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.
by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006
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Salty Dick

An ex-patriot European (usually British) now living overseas but maintaining dual citizenship. Unable to commit and with one foot on each continent his dick is left dangling in the sea.
John got his Canadian passport this week, but he's not giving up his British one - when will the Salty Dick make a commitment.

"The National Health Service is so much better than US Medicare" - "Aw shut up, why don'tcha. You Salty Dicks are always whingeing about something"
by QuidamUD April 22, 2009
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dick nigger

An african american who acts rude to everyone he meets and makes obscene statements about those around him.
Kanye West: Now Taylor Swift, I don't mean to take your spot light, but Beyonce shoulda got that award.

Taylor Swift thinkin: Damn.. what a dick nigger
by That_Toast_Swag November 21, 2011
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