A flamboyant dresser, defined by flowers and patterns, who grips on to his youth by wearing Nike shoes with business-casual attire. He's the only adult you'll ever meet that drinks Dr. Pepper. As proven in many dinner-debates, a Rick is far superior, not just intellectually...but in personality, professional presentation, sports knowledge, and just as a person period.
Guy 1: Look at the guy over by the bar with the burgundy jacket and a margarita. Looks like a real Ryan. I wish a Rick would come by and knock that damn drink out of his hand.
Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too
Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too
by rwinland January 25, 2022
A flamboyant dresser, defined by flowers and pastels and often more focused on shoes than any woman he's ever met. He's the only adult you'll ever meet that drinks Dr. Pepper. As proven in many dinner-debates, a Rick is far superior, not just intellectually...but personality, professional presentation, sports knowledge, and just as a person period.
Guy 1: Look at the guy over by the bar with the burgundy jacket on and a margarita. Looks like a real Ryan. I wish a Rick would come by and knock that goofy drink out of his hand.
Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too
Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too
by rwinland January 20, 2022
Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
"Ryan says i suck so bad and said get better and thinks thats not toxic when i say bad they say UR SO TOXIC U SHOULD STOP BEING TOXIC"
by imsuchajoe May 07, 2021
Example " Ryan says ur bad and says get better lmfao and thinks thats not toxic when u say one word called bad they say UR SO TOXIC STOP BEING LIKE THAT"
by imsuchajoe May 07, 2021
A Ryan is a beautiful women or girl that can be emotional sometimes but easy to love her. You are lucky to be friends with her or date her and if you do treat her right because when she loves she loves hard . She would die for her bsf and has the prettiest hair ànd eyes. Most Ryan's have had a harsh childhood and PTSD . You will most likely fall in love with her but she has eyes for 1 boy. Most people underestimate her and say she has a boy name but is the best person you will ever meet.
by Anonymous_lover1134 December 22, 2022
ryan is my babes.my best friend,my superhero,my sunshine..my everything.since i got myself a ryan he's lit up my life and pulled me out of the dark pits i was in before meeting him.get yourself a ryan-princess treatment, gentleness,too much handsomeness and funny also included.i love my ryan and i thank god for him everyday.
"have you seen how ryan treats his girl?"
"ryan gives princess treatment"
"ryans really funny"
"ryan is so handsome"
"ryan gives princess treatment"
"ryans really funny"
"ryan is so handsome"
by prettythighsandpinkskies August 25, 2023