New kid on the job. Naive, doesn't know the ropes. Like a newly hatched chick that just emerged from the shell and not dried off yet. "Wet behind the ears."
by barber of seville May 26, 2019
Noun; American
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.
"Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!"
by Jimmy Carter the Peanut Man May 14, 2022
by Billy Martinez October 7, 2023
A lifestyle that involves combating the effects of chronic dry mouth. Involves heavy consumption of saliva-inducing and saliva-replacing foods and liquids.
by luciusnutt April 4, 2013
Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
by The magic man gone rogue June 23, 2021
When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018