Skip to main content

Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
by Capitan December 8, 2012
mugGet the Rhone Bonermug.

mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024
mugGet the mentor bonermug.

Chilly Boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."
by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016
mugGet the Chilly Bonermug.

Programming Boner

The sudden urge to code a new application just because someone gave you an idea.
Person: "Just imagine a website where people could document slang words."
Developer: "Man, you gave me the biggest programming boner right now!"
by Taway May 23, 2023
mugGet the Programming Bonermug.

Boner Squad

The best rap collective/gang. Original members are Lil Femboy, Lil Big Pi$$, and Yung Assclown. Est. 2020
Yo I been listening to hella Boner Squad recently. They are the best rappers ever!
by Cul Gi January 25, 2021
mugGet the Boner Squadmug.

BONER

Rockhard MilliJizzing Jimmy
BONER is the definition of my Jimmy
mugGet the BONERmug.

Boner Behaviour

Boner Behaviour is a not commonly used expression that is another way to communicate male horniness. The phrase is used for when people feel like communicating these things to other friends/family when trying to be extra.
Girl 1: Hey! Did you see Martin today?
Girl 2: Yeah, his boner behaviour was sky high!
by xidiotx January 24, 2024
mugGet the Boner Behaviourmug.

Share this definition