Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 5, 2024

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

Wet Saturday

When you make your girlfriend cum 100 time by midnight.

Bae you think our anniversary what until we have our first wet Saturday.

by Larrico April 17, 2021

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

wet

your girl when she sees me

you: babe your so wet
your gf: do you blame me have you seen that man

you:bruh

by noobsex69420 April 14, 2021

Wet pussy

The private part of a slut that's turned on and wants to be dominated and pounded

Example: "Oh daddy.. I have a wet pussy

by Ngh~ December 15, 2023