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sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...
saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
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suck wind

When a womans vagina draws in are durring sex either because of her position or the withdrawl of her partners member.
Careful babe you always suck wind when we do it like that.
by David November 16, 2004
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The Spinning Dick Suck

Where 2 or more people suck a dick while they are both on a merry go round. It ends when everybody throws up.
I just did the spinning dick suck for the first time at the park and it was so amazing!!!!
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 15, 2017
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suck-up

always does what another person says they should do, is never rude even if that person is rude to them and always speaks highly of them
Janet: Oh god, there they go again.. Don't they know how much of a bitch Bryan is to them?
Emily: Don't bother, they're a huge suck-up
by salmonskinroll March 25, 2022
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cock-sucking bloke

a person that sucks quite a lot of cock. Can also be used as an insult towards some retard on the street
cock-sucking bloke: "I don't think sucking cock is that bad

you: "What you on about mate. What are you a cock-sucking bloke?
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hoe sucking

The sucking of a prostitute's toes. Usually toes, but can also be the anus.
Pablo: Where's Juan?
Sanchez: He's in the bathroom hoe sucking, homes.
by Big Daddy Beef Cakes March 8, 2016
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