Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you

AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person

by anabanana04 November 30, 2020

Caught white handed

When you are caught whilst masturbating.

Yesterday, I was caught white handed, by my mom.

by Cryopex December 26, 2016

One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

mississippi hand grinder

The act of receiving an aggressive, dry hand job by a toothless woman. And Joey is a little bitch.

Joey's bitch ass got a mississippi hand grinder.

by doodman94 May 15, 2015

Hand ting

Something that cans fit in your hand, that can also be classed as a ting.

“Hey, can you pass that hand ting”

by Hand ting November 1, 2020

caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.

Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"

by charlie29 November 13, 2009

hand-pussy game

a game where you think of terms with "hand" in them such as "hand-eye coordination" that are hilarious when "hand" and "pussy" are synonymous, created when I decided that the words "hand" and "pussy" should be interchangeable

hand eye coordination, hand warmers, hand grenade, lend me a hand, with one hand behind my back, handshake/shake hands

by euphemism April 9, 2005