basically jones has toenail talons like an eagle. people only discuss sturley birds over dinner but by no means is this something you want to discuss while eating.
by thesturleybirdh8tr June 1, 2011
Get the sturley birdmug. Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!
by PHEdward June 16, 2017
Get the drinking birdmug. by Dr Adams February 17, 2021
Get the I got a bird no pigeonmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024
Get the To Kill a Mocking Birdmug. A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.
Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Get the bower-bird bed-buddymug. 
by NeecyMae August 22, 2020
Get the gouch birdmug.