drinking bird

A drinking bird is something that adds efficiency and productivity to your life or business.
Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!
by PHEdward June 16, 2017
mugGet the drinking birdmug.

helicopterpad

An obnoxious, ugly, useless but very expensive possession.
Wow, look at how ugly that purple Bentley with gold spinning wheels and vanity plates is; I wonder what retard bought that? That's helicopterpad!
by PHEdward June 16, 2017
mugGet the helicopterpadmug.