An obnoxious, ugly, useless but very expensive possession.
Wow, look at how ugly that purple Bentley with gold spinning wheels and vanity plates is; I wonder what retard bought that? That's helicopterpad!
A drinking bird is something that adds efficiency and productivity to your life or business.
Wow man, John's assistant is one hell of a drinking bird! She got him a business class plane ticket to Bangkok for under $1,000, incredible!