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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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tetherball testis

A guy with testicals that hang very low.
You see that crackhead with no pants on? He got tetherball testis.
by zombieskull August 19, 2023
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Rad-testicle

What is rad-testicle you may ask as you find this new word, It it where the male specimen actually shows decent enough traits to be a functioning human being.
Wow, Bryan was very rad-testicle today at the parade.
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Geografens testamente

Guy 1: "Have you watched Geografens testamente?"
Guy 2: "Of course, it's the best show ever!"
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inverted testicular ball cancer

my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
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De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024
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De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024
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