Gay punctorist

Someone who gets punctures lads arses in a gay way

Gawd doyler are you a gay punctorist? that guys arse is in bits!

by Spelmo May 17, 2019

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.

Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw

Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!

by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

Throat punch

When you are smoking any sort of drug and you experience an appropriate amount of a burning sensation in your throat.
Not enough to cough but, your definitely close!

“That shit gave me a wicked throat punch”

by Tacosdorados July 7, 2019

Joey punch

Same as Donkey Punch, but in Australia.

I gave that Sheila a right Joey Punch last night, mate.

by Sarcia26 July 19, 2019

Riot Punch

A.K.A DO IT FLUID!!! Riot Punch is a fruit flavored DRANK such as RED OR ICE BLUE-RASPBERRY koolaid mixed with large quantities of LIQUOR in order to make a inconspicuous intoxicating beverage that can be consumed at a public event, such as a cookout, graduation party, kickback, gender reveal, or PREGAME which might lead to drunken fighting, twerking, hunching, rioting, or even a shoot out. It wouldn't be a TURN UP without some riot punch.

Hell yeah I’m going to Mook’s party, shorty be having that do it fluid!!! That riot punch!

by CandBandz July 20, 2019

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019