Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.

Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes

by Assamo January 22, 2022

White hot potato

When you nut in her mouth and she spits it into yours. Repeat, first to spit looses.

Me and my girl tried something new last night. She wanted to try the white hot potato.

by RussiaIsmyCity March 4, 2022

Hungarian Baked Potato

the act of sticking a cooked potato up someone's ass and then eating it once it is shitted back out.

Bro last night was wild! Instead of having dinner, Stacy let me make a Hungarian Baked Potato!

by iqpodz March 31, 2022

the.meme.potato

i love them, they were with me since the start, love them <333

have u seen the.meme.potato's new video?
the.meme.potato makes the best animations!!

by Herbzlilsprout April 18, 2022

Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.

Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?

by SambucaSally May 28, 2022

Steak and Potatoes

The act of an individual defecating on a man’s ball sack and then licking it off in entirety.

Do you want steak and potatoes tonight?

I hope your hungry because your having steak and potatoes tonight.

by Foznovski June 11, 2022