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The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
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I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please
by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021
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the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022
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Ashed My Potatoes

When someone dies and puts their ashes into a person’s (who they hate) mashed potato.
Dude OMG my dead ex-girlfriend ashed my potatoes
by Assamo January 22, 2022
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Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
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Drain their potatoes

Drain your potatoes, drain our potatoes, drain his potatoes, drain my potatoes -- urinate
We need to stop soon so the boys can get out and drain their potatoes.
by Kickasso December 23, 2021
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