poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

4hg poo

You like black guys ramming your asshole and filling you with cum while driving a 6.0 powerstroke

My friend like to 4hg poo while driving his new 6.0 ford. It makes him feel strong and submissive to 4hg poo

by Ohyuhlol July 03, 2023

Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.

Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!

by Westoak May 06, 2019

Leaky-poo

A type of dog that eats poop

That dog is a nasty little leaky-poo

by Love_my_words September 18, 2020

poo in the sink

no it's a good thing to do that other guy is BSing you all

Friend 1: "it's great to poo in the sink, isn't it?"
Friend 2: "oh absolutely, our mental health is amazing for doing this!"

by ilovetodefecateinmysink May 26, 2023

Poo-Poo Crumbs

Tristan....
Tristan is Poo-Poo Crumbs

Bro you can't even wipe correctly, You got Poo-Poo Crumbs out the wazoo

by OhMyFFMGod January 13, 2023

Poo Hawk

Another name for a Seagull

The beach was covered with poo hawks so we ate our sandwiches in the car

by mine3 October 12, 2011