Alarm cock

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.

I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.

by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

pit of cocks

(Noun)
A gay orgy in a dark place, usually in a pit.
In reference to the cockpit of an airplane.

"Hey man, are you going to that orgy on 6th street?"
"Hell no, I'm going to the pit of cocks on 8th street!"

by dontdrown March 22, 2017

Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.

Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt

Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days

by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017

halfer cock

An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.

My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.

by Elwood69er October 1, 2017

stu cock

A white person with a little chode cock

He is such a stu cock.

by Stu cock June 6, 2017

cock lounging

When you're out with the boys and it's time to crack open a cold one and respect women.

Ben calls Daniel and asks if he's up for cock lounging
Daniel replies with, "I can't wait to respect women with the boys."

by Gaylee July 3, 2017