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shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
by KANE August 3, 2004
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Monkey Paw

Marijuana that is laced with a powerful, unkown substance. It endows the individual with abilities such as, being able to consume large ammounts of multiple shots of varied and extremely high quality liquor. As well, Sylvester Stallone movies can be viewed while in this state.
"Dude, we got messed up on some monkey paw! Yeah, we drank alot of liquor& were still ok; and then for some reason we went and saw that horrible Stallone movie!"
by buzzsaw February 20, 2004
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shaved monkey

slange for a shaved vagina,also known as a bald beaver,a bell pepper,slick split,shaved pussy.
i took her home and undressed her and there between her legs was the most beautiful shaved monkey i had ever seen!
by bull70 April 25, 2010
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spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off
yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!
by banky11 October 11, 2006
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Tit monkeys

Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage
Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.
by Scatman Jack October 22, 2008
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sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub
mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry
by matt March 7, 2004
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art monkey

Look at that art monkey make magic with a pencil!
by bats June 6, 2003
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