Keyboard Criminal

Term referring to someone who has committed a cybercrime, or someone who was violated the rules of a discord server / website tos (this is a joke please don't take it seriously)

"Ur a keyboard criminal"

by idfk282918739 February 4, 2025

Keyboard

A piano-like device containing musical instruments and settings that is being played in music

I've been rehearsing my psalms on the keyboard

by Divic January 20, 2026

Keys

Another word for "Kys" The word Keys is used to bypass moderations of social media so they don't get banned and commonly used on TikTok.

Kid: "Hi guys!"
Fat guy who has no life or is a TikToker: "KEYS!"
Kid: "What?"

by Swine the dictionary guy February 9, 2026

keyarion

Keyarion is a quiet, reserved soul when you first meet him, but, man, he is a funny, honest, trustworthy soul once you break the ice. He has gangster tendencies when needed, but will rub your feet at the end of the day. He's protective, and if he fucks with you, he fucks with you. Not to be confused with weak, Keyarion is a complete gentleman. He doesn't fuck around and find out; he doesn't have time for that. He does, however, handle his business with grace. He's sweet, polite, and not your average guy. If keyarion is in your life, be thankful and don't let him go! He's a keeper!

If Keyarion is going with you, you have nothing to worry about; he's got you!

by PiscesKush February 10, 2025

Keys

Kill yourself. People figured out how to tell someone to kill themselves on Tiktok without their comment being removed.

-I'm such a big fan of Hitler!
-Keys.

by Kakajohn February 10, 2025

keyboard warrior

An insult, usually used after losing an online argument, by lunkheads (see alpha male) towards those with superior knowledge or intellect, as a way of trying to change the subject and thus become the victor or to save face after proving themself to be less intelligent online than someone else. In the days before the internet, after losing a verbal argument, a person using this term today would physically attack the winner of a verbal battle, attempting to become the victor of a physical battle. In business, commonly used by those in management to refer to less vocal and therefore non-management staff (see promotion has nothing to do with ability). Usually the target of the insult is disabled in some way, e.g. autistic or mute, therefore the term is a form of discrimination or bullying.

"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."

by maxkelp February 28, 2025

Keyan Approved

The badge on honor bestowed upon establishments, products, or experiences with great online reviews. When deciding between two competing choices, it's always best to lean towards the option that is Keyan Approved!

While becoming Keyan Approved is an imperfect science, if the average online review is 4.8 or higher and there are at least 200 reviews, it is unequivocally considered to be Keyan Approved.

We chose to go to the Keyan Approved restaurant and were thrilled with our choice!

by llphillips March 1, 2025