St. John's Prep

1.)Private prep school in Danvers, Massachussetts.
2.)Known as "The Prep" locally.
3.)Best school ever.

1.)St. John's Prep was founded in 1907.
2.)Student 1: Dude, you go to the Prep?
Student 2: Yeah.
Student 1: You must be really smart.

by Sarandos July 21, 2008

john wayne gacy

(intrans. v.) To angrily tear apart in a review

"If that appetizer knows what's good for it, it'll get on its knees and pray for mercy from sweet baby Jesus, because I went John Wayne Gacy on that shit." Source: The Onion

by The Editor September 23, 2005

Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.

There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!

by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008

Handsome John Brown

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Johns Hopkins University

A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.

Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.

by Royce 207 October 11, 2005

john deere letter

1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people

1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter

by awesome-possum September 10, 2006

John Cena

The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.

"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"

by Nicolas Cena September 17, 2015