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Flesh

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.
by Exterminator (not really) November 21, 2024
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Fleshfu

The act of swinging around a freshly washed fleshlight as if it were nunchucks in an attempt to dry it out quickly.
Back off before I have to use fleshfu on you
by Logurt With the Gogurt November 27, 2024
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Fleshfu

The act of swinging around a freshly washed fleshlight as if it were nunchucks in an attempt to dry it out quickly.
Back up before I have to use fleshfu
by Logurt With the Gogurt November 27, 2024
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Fleshlight

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
by Lame Horse December 8, 2024
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Fleshing

Cutting a hole in a person's abdominal wall and sticking your penis in to the bleeding wound then sucking out the cum with there direct family watching.
Kaden was fleshing at the Christmas party
by Doctor orgasam December 29, 2024
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Fleshing

Cutting a hole in a person's abdominal wall and sticking your penis in to the bleeding wound then sucking out the cum with there direct family watching.
Kaden was fleshing at the Christmas party
by Doctor orgasam December 29, 2024
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flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket
Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!
by anonymous January 26, 2025
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