John 9:6

When you cum on a girls closed eyes and let it dry, so she cannot open them. Then like Jesus spit into your hand and rehydrate the dried cum and wipe it off.

Bro, I John 9:6'd this girl last night. It was biblical.

by Jesus (spanish pronunciation) February 10, 2023

Honors English 9

A living fucking hell with lots of homework that will get you no where in life. Endless amounts of sleepless nights.

Why the fuck did I take Honors English 9?

by user00000000000000000000000001 February 13, 2023

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

7/11 vs 9/11

India vs. Pakistan.

7/11 vs 9/11; no matter who wins, the world will be worse off.

by Vinay P. May 6, 2025

9/11

Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey" 9/11!

Hey listen to my new song I made! Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey"Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
What, what, what, what
What, what, what, what (bro)
I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm-I'm Osama, run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane, like, "Bro, man, salam"
This will be bumpy ride, put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says, "Damn, should've rode my donkey 9/11

by dickfucker664 May 14, 2025

8/9/10 Battle

A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.

Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.

by OldF4therTime May 30, 2025

The MOLAR 9

The MOLAR 9 is a hip-hop collective formed by Tang The Wizard, Leo The Paul, and Brayden Olson in 2023, later signing SIRR0CK3T and Johnny Bunz. with their extensive catalog consisting of To 9 A Molar (The First MOLAR 9 Mixtape) and eps such as Pray For Soria by Johnny Bunz and Brayden Blew Up The Trap by SIRR0CK3T.

did you hear the new album The MOLAR 9 released?

by RandomGayGuy May 31, 2025