Mega Tits Huge

An upcoming event/item/thing, etc. that will be awesome beyond all levels of awesomeness. Used by Dave on Code Monkeys.

"Dude, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is coming out soon for the Wii!"
"That game is gonna be Mega Tits Huge!"

by Edward Francis July 20, 2008

Quad Tit-Fuck

The fabled Quad Tit-Fuck occurs when two females press their breasts together and a male has sex with the crevice that forms in the center.

Player: "Dude, I had a threesome with these big boobie bithes last night!"
Punk: "So what, dude, you've had threesomes before."
Player: "I know, but this time I pulled off the legendary Quad Tit-Fuck!!!"

by BoobEnthusiast333 June 10, 2011

Cow Tit Whore

Definition: An ugly whore with fat cow tits. "Ugly" referring to "non-attractive. " "Whore" referring to a slut that grabs your package than asks your name. "Fat" refers to Obese. "Cow Tits" refers to those pastey-white flabby tits that belong on a cow or other beast. A Derogatory term used for insult, commonly used when said "Whore" grabs your package.

"I'm married, don't touch me you Nasty Cow Tit Whore!"
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."

by Don't touch me Whore September 26, 2006

dirty tit job

When you are havent shaved in about 4 months and you tity fucked a girl and gave ger tits rug burn then bust in her eye!

I was going to a party with Julia but instead i gave Stephanie a dirty tit job then took her to the hospital and she was later pronounced blind.

by redneck sam March 12, 2010

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix

Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.

Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!

by Red Tide Bar &Grill May 16, 2008

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.

This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.

by Ynot2 April 25, 2013

Tits-to-Ass Ratio

An approximate mathematical formula used to compare and contrast the size of a woman's breasts to the size of her ass. Typically if one is bigger than the other, the woman in question has a skewed or poor tits- to- ass ratio - If the two are relatively proportional, then she has an ideal tits- to- ass ratio. In some cases, the formula can be trivialized when the woman's good looks outweighs both of those factors.

"Sarah's got them titties tho"
"Yeah but her tits-to-ass ratio is all off, man"

by Yoloswag4jesus69 April 10, 2015