simp

sniper monkey

yes, I'm a simp

by AUTISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM July 8, 2025

Simp

SUCKER INFATUATED with MEDIOCRE PUSSY

Bros always broke because he be simpin’ soon as his check hits.

by ScuffedKicks July 15, 2025

Simp

A male/Female thats pussy/dick whipped and is just a corny sucker for their partner. To soft

Girl: I dont want to be with you anymore

Guy: Baby I love you please don't leave me I promise Ill change and be the person you want me to be

"MAN QUIT BEING A SIMP ASS MF"

by CafeO$o206 August 9, 2025

Simp

All the definitions are correct but nobody gives the origin of the word that I could see. It started as an acronym. Simp = Sucker Idolising Mediocre Pussy.

"You know Joe's wife cheats on him? He knows and refuses to leave her. He's such a simp"

by A UK Stoner August 11, 2025

Simp

When you care about your wife

Not being an alcoholic is such a simp move bro *whip sounds*

by Pregnant sonic August 29, 2025

Simp

IGN’s stance torwards Maxie from Pokemon Ruby, because they hate water, and Maxie calls his followers simps.

“And you simps are held up by a mere child?”
- Maxie talking to his followers in Slateport city

by Matt from wii sports Club September 18, 2025

Simp

A man who’s solid and unfazed in the world, but turns into a soft, affectionate little baby only for his girl. Deeply loyal, low-key obsessed (in a healthy way), keeps his inner child private, and somehow still pays his bills and provides for everything she needs.

He’s just a simp for his girl.

by heartonmysleeveboi January 13, 2026