gapple jacks

The act of stuffing apples in ones ass, then launching them from their gaping asshole.

Your mom, that filthy whore, made gapple jacks this morning. Though, I appreciate the effort, they taste like shit.

by Flacannon November 26, 2009

thug jack

When a more experienced player picks up, often rather easily, the girl you've been working hard to get at. Also applicable when he picks up your girlfriend.

I just got thug jacked, but I'm not gonna hate the game.

by PUA247 January 26, 2011

Jack Blackmon

An extremley flexible man. he complains about people's calves being "to" skinny. He dances lots and he wears sweaters. he has black frame glasses. HE IS SMART.

Ugh, your such a Jack Blackmon.

by boooooogers. May 1, 2011

wallet jacked

Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.

Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.

Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!

by zodiac711 October 24, 2010

Fuckin Jacked

Super pissed off.

Ashley is fuckin jacked!

by Stanley Kodak November 26, 2010

horse jack

Horse jack means delivering manual lovin' to a horse's dong.

Messy but fun.

As Morton began to horse jack Dobbin, there was a noticeable bulge in his pants.

Dobbin's eyes glazed over as the bucket began to fill.

by scodder May 2, 2010

Jack File

Mental Image of people who you jack off to

I'm add her to my jack file

by TGLLiving May 16, 2010