Horser

Keep it on you, or some shit like that

You gotta keep the horser on you optimus said so

Horser by SmokeyDontSmoke35 February 23, 2021

Horser

Horse dick

Random dude: yo bro u keep that horser on u?
Other random dude: sure why not

Horser by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021

Horsey 

Horsey is the game that is automatically initiated when people cross paths on a sidewalk.

Those who yield and move off the sidewalk lose the game of Horsey.

Those who control the sidewalk and walk unimpeded win the game of Horsey.

Seniors, those with mobility limitations and parents with strollers or young children have God mode in Horsey and must win automatically.

"I got into a game of Horsey with that annoying guy who lives down the street and he got out of my way quick!"

"I'm tired of this nonsense. If anyone decides to play Horsey with me today, I am not getting out the way!"

"This family was heading to the ballpark as we were leaving and we had to let them win Horsey!"

Horsey by Pigeonsrus October 20, 2021

Horsefuckery 

Descriptive noun for behavior that is ridiculous. Less silly than "tomfoolery" and with 10% more fuckery.

I can't believe he used that vuvuzela during the strategy meeting! That is next-level horsefuckery!

Horsefuckery by PeldarBoom March 24, 2023

moo moo horsey 

a cow
a horse that moo's

Look at the moo moo horsey Tess!

moo moo horsey by Urgrleboo May 21, 2011

The 5th Horseman 

The Godliest of alcoholic drinks. Served only to those who have survived the 4 prior horsemen. The alcohol content is rumored to be 95%, but there isn't much to base off of, as the drink is served rarely, to say the least.

Paramedic 1: "He's convulsing on the floor! What the hell happened here?"

Paramedic 2: *removes sunglasses* "The 5th Horseman..."

The 5th Horseman by The Salt Master of Our Time May 6, 2015

Get to the horses 

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

Get to the horses by Twizzard May 31, 2018