eat egg

A comedic phrase said by someone, usually without reason, can also be used as an insult

Crystal: Eat egg
Phil: what

by Weekfour July 30, 2021

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

Too Stupid To Eat.

1. A lack of Intelligence in decision making resulting in failure.
3. Lack of Survival Skills.

Movie/Television Executives do not understand (often by choice) that drastically changing source material (mostly from one medium to another) does not work. And as such; because the viewership sinks below estimated projection, and the Show fails, they are unable to provide for themselves the ability to afford basic necessities such as food. Ie: They're Too Stupid To Eat.

by ZERO COOL 75 August 4, 2023

Eat-a-thon

1. An eating contest.sometimes timed
Where the object is to consume as much food as possible in a given amount of time. (Think adam. Richie's man. Vs food) 2
2. Same as above. Difference being what is being "eaten" (in this. A. Cunnilingus contest)

1.bill: how did you like the buffalo wings cook-off? Mike:. Loved it! It was an absolute eat-a-thon! 2. Did you see those women from the intra mural. Team? Yah. Would love to have an eat-athon with every single one of them!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

eat banger

when some one refers this to you they’re telling you to eat their firearm!

i’ll make you eat banger

by 813shytt May 6, 2023

Eating Bundt

(Verb)
-eating the “bundt fucking” remains

Eating bundt after bundt fucking can be a weird time for one or all parties involved but not the cake lover.

by MooseDooey22 December 7, 2022

Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012