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dick puppet

An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.
Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.

Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!
by B 2 Da C October 1, 2005
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Dick Cheney

VERB:
1.)The act of shooting a rich Texas lawyer whilst supposedly hunting quail,

2.)To bold-facedly repeat an obvious lie about something despite all indications to the contrary until the more feeble-minded begin to think it's the truth,
EXAMPLE: " Fox News Dick Cheneyed the public with the story that Iraq was responsible for 911."

3.)To shoot 1st & ask questions later, usually used in circumstances where the wrong target is erroneously struck due to inadequate information or horrific misjudgement.
EXAMPLE;
"Gee, Osama's a Saudi living in Afghanistan, why'd you Dick Cheney on Iraq?"

NOUN:
1.) The Vice President of the United States,
2.) A rich foul-mouthed boor,
3.) A pathological liar,
4.) A person with an elevated sense of self-worth that they believe elevates them above the law. see also Conrad Black
VERB Usage:
"We don't hate America, we just don't want to be Dick Cheneyed by them!"

"To Dick Cheney all Americans for the imbecilic rantings of a few FOX news personnel would be an injustice."

"Well Officer, I was cleaning my AK47 & somehow I Dick Cheneyed my wife."

NOUN Usage:
"Brad's girlfriend dumped him, because the last thing in the world she could stand was a Dick Cheney."

"Nobody liked Bob any more, you just couldn't trust a Dick Cheney."
by Randy B April 9, 2006
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dick basket

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.
"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."
by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009
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Urban Dick

Instead of actually defining words, they just rant insulting, offensive, nonsensical garbage.
Fits G-Union perfectly.
by Anonymous April 28, 2006
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god's dick

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.
That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...
by Eagleeye December 26, 2013
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dick sick

To feel ill from lack of penis penetration
Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light
by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015
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Dick fit

When a woman expects to get some but plans change and she has to go without getting some, so she throws a dick fit. Much like a child throwing a tantrum when they dont get what they want.
The couple had plans to spend a romantic night tigether, but due to unforseen circumstances they had to postpone their night, causing the woman to throw a dick fit.
by Sparta1997 December 15, 2017
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