butt boner

When you take a dookie in a particularly cold environment and the fecal matter freezes on the way out of your rectal cavity, causing you to have a sizeable brown stick protruding from your butt, ergo, a butt boner.

I took a dump in a public restroom in an ice rink and i ended up getting a butt boner

by poopyshit24 April 01, 2023

Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies

man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn

by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024

Bonerable

Being so fine, one can cause a spontaneous boner at any time.

Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"

by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 09, 2022

BTC boner

The thrill you get each time you look in your digital wallet.

Stonks are dead, but I got the biggest BTC Boner when I checked my digital wallet this morning!

by HillbillyHippy April 14, 2021

Boner-able

When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.

My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.

by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022

Boner Soldier

A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.

She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.

by Booty Jew 2 February 23, 2021