A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.
A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
Get the Urinal talker mug.A person who consistently lies to spread hate or mistrust towards other people, while making themselves look as the victim or hero. They are most often narcissistic. They make the truth hazy and hard to see by sprinkling their lies throughout. The most affected victims of these people, are children, most notably, their own children. These are called Ash Walkers as they are constantly trying to navigate, or walk through the ash spread by the other person. The other main victim is the person who the ash talking is about. Usually the childrens' other parent.
Those poor children think that their dad doesn't love them or care about them, because their mother is an ash talker.
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Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."
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Girl: "I want to come in a limo, get that 1,000 dollar dress I've always wanted,and I want to.."
Dad: "Woah, no. 1,000 dollars for a dress?!"
Girl: " Dad, why do you always break off talks?!"
Dad: "Woah, no. 1,000 dollars for a dress?!"
Girl: " Dad, why do you always break off talks?!"
by S_M.A/R-t April 18, 2009
Get the Break off talks mug.Originating from the Hawaiian hand gesture and meaning “hang loose,” it is used as "goodbye, talk to you soon" in the San Diego suburb of Cardiff by the Sea, typically by Plumerians. Sometimes it’s used as a thank you, but that’s a stretch.
1. make a fist.
2. extend both your pinky and your thumb.
3. lightly rock your pinky and thumb back and forth.
4. say, “shaka til we talka” in a Matthew Maconahay inspired (read: stoned) voice.
5. leave.
1. make a fist.
2. extend both your pinky and your thumb.
3. lightly rock your pinky and thumb back and forth.
4. say, “shaka til we talka” in a Matthew Maconahay inspired (read: stoned) voice.
5. leave.
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