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wall-rape

When a Facebook friend trolls a post you make, and somehow diverts all subsequent posters on your post from your original topic, thereby more or less nullifying the original post, or at least calling attention away from your post.
A: I got wall-raped today!
B: What happened?
A: I posted about the promotion I got at work today and that wall-rapist Facebook friend of mine caused the post to divulge into penis jokes.
by Kaowhatttt August 20, 2011
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swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.
Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.
by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 6, 2011
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Legitmate Rape

le•git•i•mate rape li-jit-uh-mit reyp

1. the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.

Synonym: Rape-rape
Roman Polanski did not commit "Legitmate Rape" according to Whoopi Goldberg.
by dictum August 23, 2012
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Permanent Rape Face

A state of being in which a guy's face just seems to say that he is (going to be) a rapist. Every facet of their face and general demeanor screams, "CREEPY" and makes you want to get to a safe location with lots of lighting and people.

An excellent sign that you should steer clear of this one.
Kate: "So, I was thinking about going out with Tony on Friday."
Mads: "Dude's got PRF."
Kate: "What?"
Mads: "Permanent Rape Face - total creep. I'd say no."
Kate: "Yeah, I guess I'd rather stay home than go out with a future rapist."
by Daywings April 8, 2013
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Prop Rape

To give an over abundant amount of props on Fitocracy. Most of the time said props are undeserved, but you fist bump the shit out of them anyway.
"Jack just got prop raped so hard by that random czechoslovakia guy"
by helpdeskhero June 24, 2013
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Bake Rape

When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.
Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.

Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.

Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.
by metmike November 20, 2013
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crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
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