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admiral's potato

The time-honoured practice of deliberately leaving something for a senior officer to find and criticise during his tour of inspection, which gives him a warm smug feeling and (hopefully) deflects his attention from corners that are better left unexamined. The senior officer, who of course was once a junior officer, knows the rules and plays along.

More generally, anything deliberately placed to deflect unwelcome interest.
"Chief, it's the Captain's inspection at eleven hundred hours. Is there anything he shouldn't see? Well, it's too late now, let's hope for the best. Make sure you leave an admiral's potato for him to find, and tip off whoever will get the bollocking for it."
by Beermat December 31, 2020
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My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say
some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded
by georgy177 February 5, 2021
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Undercooked Baked Potato

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato
by stufdcrw February 25, 2021
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Iggy the potato

Iggy the potato or just iggy is a very complicated character as his cannon is all over the place, they have been a lawyer in a studio, a God and even a king, he's also a broke teen
have you heard? Iggy the potato got a new peoffession!
by Mdjfmnkwigj April 15, 2021
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Red or Brown Potato

Red: if you like red potatoes you’re a beast. Very outgoing and love being around others. Also very vibrant

Brown: if you like brown potatoes you are original and don’t depend on anyone else for anything. Independent while also quite boring
Why tf would you wanna be a brown potato, that means you’re boring. I would much rather be an interesting red potato. Red or Brown Potato?
by hmmmmdjdiskd April 16, 2021
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ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"
"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly
by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 1, 2021
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The_Icy_Potato

Me
The_Icy_Potato, wow thats a nick... JESUS, THATS A HIGH LEVEL IM LEAVING!
by The_Icy_Potato May 7, 2021
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