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Moray Fried Mars Bar

The act of covering an African American woman in breadcrumbs and vegetable oil, then ejaculating all over her.
"Dude, you know Tasha? I gave her a Moray Fried Mars Bar last night, I think we're in love!"
by IGOTSOULJJA October 11, 2025
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We can both remove the masks

Closeted gays who want to do coming out and let the world know about their love.
I think it's a good time....we can both remove the masks
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let me break it down for you mark

Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
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Joel Mckinnon Miller Is A Mark Indelicato marK aUa relliM nonnikcM loeJ
Joel Mckinnon Miller Is A Mark Indelicato marK aUa relliM nonnikcM loeJ
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."
"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"
by Khyzer September 18, 2019
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