ha, he j-lawed
by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

My half-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

the proposition that the longer an internet conversation between shias goes on, the higher the probability becomes that Aisha Bint Abu Bakr will be mentioned.
Qurayshi's Law:
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
Person 1: I've never seen a bigger joke then the person in my mirror
Person 2: I've never seen a bigger joke than Aisha
by abuhamza May 7, 2023

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

The act of getting skilled enough at every single talent imaginable, in order to portray Uncle Fred in any medium.
Franc: Dude, I should totally mod my PS Vita
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
Lezduit: Why? So you can put Uncle Fred on it
Franc: Of course dude, it's Franklin's Law!
by Smith Miller January 15, 2025
