Godlose Law

Internet adage stating that as an online discussion drags on, the likelihood

someone is going to make a comparison to Trump significantly increases.

The Godlose Law is the ugly brother of the Godwin Law.

by Ausaris September 12, 2025

Kirk’s Law

“Any lone gunman shall be presumed to be a white, male Christian nationalist until definitely proved otherwise.”

The uproar over the latest assassination is in clear violation of Kirk’s Law

by sp762 September 13, 2025

Law of Cosines

the worst shit you could ever witness in solving oblique triangles; more painful than Law of Sine.

“Dude, are why the fuck do we even have LAW OF COSINES”

“idk bro but it's lowkey fun, here r the formulas”

Formulas FOR SIDES:
a² = b²+c²-2bc cosA
b²= a²+c²-2ac cos B
c²= a²+b²-2ab cos C

Formulas FOR SIDES: (always use cos-¹ to solve for angles)

cosA : b²+c²-a² / 2bc
cosB: a²+c²-b²/ 2ac
cosC: a² + b² / 2ab

by kumicakes September 23, 2025

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

Terry's Law

Terry's Law is the summarisation and simplification of the universal law "If you don't ask for something you wont receive it." condensing it to a much more digestible "Don't ask, don't get".

The origin of the name of the law comes from one particular Terry in the county of Somerset, United Kingdom, where he can often be found living by this adage. This truth has been passed down to his son and friends who to this day live by this one simple truth.

Frank - "Tell you what John, that bird looks right lovely. Think I should take my chances with them?"

John - "Terry's Law John. Don't ask, don't get."

Frank - "Right you are John, right you are."

by anonymous October 3, 2025

Jim Clanker Laws

Similar to Jim Crow laws, these laws enforce segregation between humans and robots/AI.

We need Jim Clanker laws, and we need them now! I don't want my kids sharing a classroom with a clanker!

by JohnALiberal October 3, 2025

Pink Law

Pink laws are paper laws or rules that aren't generally or sufficiently practiced or enforced but are used or can be used arbitrarily on people or to selectively target people by corrupt authorities or others.

Having to get a business license when you're starting out a business in this city is a pink law man, I'm telling you people run businesses here without licenses, it's normal over here. Sure some get caught but it's normal to run a small business here without a license.

by Mirs1799 October 9, 2025