rim job

the act of wiping ones anal juice on the rim of someones drink container.

Friend 1: Shhhh, dont look but i just gave jennys beer a rim job!

Friend 2: Awww dude i was going to try and get on some of that!

Friend 1: Well, make sure she brushes her teeth first.

by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007

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Bro Job

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

by Steve McGuinn October 21, 2011

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When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.

Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.

by Darkside OX August 21, 2009

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japanese titty job

Where three Japanese milfs get together and attatch jumper cables to their nipples with the other end attatched to a Toyota 4Runner.

Hey Gina, will you partake in a Japanese titty job with me and La Creesha? We're gunna get our asain nips fried!

by Johnny Pocketlint July 13, 2012

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tape job

When someone's personality is so irritating and unbearable that during sex, you need to tape them over the mouth.

Dude, at least with a butterface you can put a bag over her head and continue. With this chick, you have to duct tape her to shut her up. What a motherf*cking tape job.

by sunshinetellem April 11, 2011

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