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East Lansing High School 

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.
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La Jolla high school 

At La Jolla high school you either are tiktok famous, have a nicotine addiction, or definitely don’t have a social life. The teachers at this school are either absolute shit or definitely predators, or both. Most of the kids here are some of the richest people you’ve met with probably the worst taste in clothing you’ve ever seen. Like how do you have a $400 a week allowance and exclusively wear lulu Lemon and aviator nation. The smell of weed reeks through the entire school and somehow no one is caught by the school security. This is probably because the security is too busy breaking up fights and speeding in their dumb ass golf carts. If you manage to meet one cool person they have definitely already been expelled.
“Oh you go to La Jolla high school. You should probably kill your self or something

Hopkins High School 

A very diverse high school located in Minnetonka, MN serving the city of Hopkins, most of Minnetonka, about half of Golden Valley, and portions of Eden Prairie, Edina, Plymouth, and St. Louis Park. Nicknamed "Potkins" for obvious reasons.
You go to Potkins?" "Hell yeah, Hopkins High School.

Oldham county high school 

A prison full of racist and pregnant people. And everything sucks ass. Where teachers Fuck students and principals promote drunk driving. In general a shithole of a place. Where kids believe they are juul gods.

wheaton high school 

Wanna see a real life example of gentrification? Just visit good ‘ole Wheaton High. Back then, it was home to hoodrats and ‘upcoming’ sound cloud rappers and sold pupusas to fund our senior class. After the renovation, you saw an influx of lighter folks wanting to take advantage of the aesthetically pleasing magnet school.
Did you go to Weedton? Oh I mean Wheaton High School!
wheaton high school by Weedton October 23, 2017

Dunnellon high school 

A school in the middle of a cow field. All the cool kids chill in the blue hall bathrooms and hit dab pens because theirs no other way to get through Dr. M’s class. Your phone? Oh yeah, those don’t work, maybe if you go outside? Still nope? Damn.
Guy 1: Oh shit! Theirs a shooter call 911!
Guy 2: Their isn’t service!
Guy 1: Shitty ass Dunnellon high school
Dunnellon high school by DHS September 19, 2019

line mountain high school

This school is the shittiest place around, the teachers are fat gays who sit on there asses all day. Mr roadcap barely acts like a principle bc he's prolly jacking off in his office all day and Skelton is probably secretly gay