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bed fart

Bed Fart is when you fart in your boyfriend's face while in bed.
Hons, it's true. We girls know you like bed farts.
by poopy ;) October 13, 2020
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Stinky fart

When you think it’s a silent one but you accidentally shit yourself.
Tom Johnston just had a stinky fart.
by Stinkerton69 March 3, 2020
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fart slice

A person who is a tool, douche, jerk, asshole, just an all around unpleasant person.
Did you see that guy cut me off! What a fuckin' fart slice!
by poopprism December 2, 2011
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pencil fart

“Daddy my fishie names is pencil fart
by Pencil fart April 16, 2018
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Fart stick

When your jerking off and air gets ttapped under your foreskin so every time you go up or down it makes a fart sound.
You sound like a fart stick
by Canabalistic Worm July 6, 2018
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fart storm

a situation with a lot of problems or issues occurring at the same time, but none of them are all that serious. A milder version of a shit storm.
"We had a fart storm in the break room when the copier ran out of toner, the fax machine started smoking, and Janet slipped on spilled coffee all at the same time."
by Spartacusss March 2, 2010
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Fart Mart

going to a place with alot of people and release all sources of gas rudely.
Debby Lee realised her dangerous farts whcih made Target a fart mart.
by dai the thottie June 6, 2015
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