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Smoke Dick

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)
by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011
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Dick Jockey

A Dick Jockey, is one who would love more than anything to jump on a big cock and ride it, at any time.
Man! Tell that stupid fucking dick jockey to shut his mouth.
by Anonymous April 21, 2003
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dick puppet

An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.
Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.

Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!
by B 2 Da C October 1, 2005
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Dick Cheney

VERB:
1.)The act of shooting a rich Texas lawyer whilst supposedly hunting quail,

2.)To bold-facedly repeat an obvious lie about something despite all indications to the contrary until the more feeble-minded begin to think it's the truth,
EXAMPLE: " Fox News Dick Cheneyed the public with the story that Iraq was responsible for 911."

3.)To shoot 1st & ask questions later, usually used in circumstances where the wrong target is erroneously struck due to inadequate information or horrific misjudgement.
EXAMPLE;
"Gee, Osama's a Saudi living in Afghanistan, why'd you Dick Cheney on Iraq?"

NOUN:
1.) The Vice President of the United States,
2.) A rich foul-mouthed boor,
3.) A pathological liar,
4.) A person with an elevated sense of self-worth that they believe elevates them above the law. see also Conrad Black
VERB Usage:
"We don't hate America, we just don't want to be Dick Cheneyed by them!"

"To Dick Cheney all Americans for the imbecilic rantings of a few FOX news personnel would be an injustice."

"Well Officer, I was cleaning my AK47 & somehow I Dick Cheneyed my wife."

NOUN Usage:
"Brad's girlfriend dumped him, because the last thing in the world she could stand was a Dick Cheney."

"Nobody liked Bob any more, you just couldn't trust a Dick Cheney."
by Randy B April 9, 2006
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dick doubts

Dick doubts are when you want to break up with a girl, but you have dick "sexual" doubts about the consequences of your breakup. If you break up with her then you will not be able to get the sexual satisfaction you desire. Also know as your penis controling your brain.
John: Did you break up with her already?

Mike: No man, I'm having f*n dick doubts !!!!!
by Uncle_DimitriDD August 25, 2009
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Dick Cheney

An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem.

Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage.

In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate.

The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises.

Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world!
"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens".

"We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."
by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009
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Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.
my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....
by mgeniusg August 23, 2006
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