New Jersey Highway

While preforming a 69, right as your start to cum, you slide down her body jizzing as you go down. Creating white strips that look like road lines.

Me and Heather were 69ing last night, when I pulled a New Jersey Highway on her.

by ExpertEntrepreneur August 4, 2011

Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)

a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!

by RedDan69 April 22, 2011

New Jersey Breakup

When a guy breaks up with a girl by just cutting off all communication to a girl out of the blue. The girl then wonders if they are broken up or not.

Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.

by EvilGingerMan September 13, 2010

New Orlean Saints

Absolute chokers in the playoffs. Allow 30 yard TD's with 7 seconds left

The New Orlean Saints choked a 1 point lead against the Vikings in the playoffs

by cancercakes January 14, 2018

Old New York

Was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way! Often compared to how Constantinople is now Istanbul.

Istanbul is business of the Turks. Who’s business is Old New York?

by FAT KNIGHT December 26, 2018

new york fishbowl

a new york fishbowl involves a woman wearing a dog's elizabethan collar and a snorkel while a group of men beat off into it filling it to the brim and then styling her hair in the latest guido-enticing new york fashion.

new york fishbowl is self-explanatory

by dirtyjetsqbsansmark September 20, 2009

turnin a new leaf

when ones marijuana bowl is nearly cashed or done just on the top, but the bottom is still green. u flip over the bottom to the top and its green again and ready for smoking. hence "turnin a new leaf"

"hey dogg that shit tasted cashed i say we partake in turnin a new leaf"

by bigGfromltowndown January 11, 2008