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douche

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012
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flaming douch bag

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When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 9, 2017
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douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.
Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.
by nakedsarah May 8, 2013
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Douche nap

1.The act of falling asleep when you are in t
he middle of having sex.
2.the act of falling out when your in the middle of fucking.
Man I fucked the old lady so much last night I had to take a douche nap.
by Dee (snap) anderson October 31, 2022
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douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 29, 2011
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Douche drizzle

A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching
by K&B2018 September 13, 2018
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Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole
Stop fucking being a douche dude
by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018
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