dick hermit

a person who is a recluse that lives with dicks. also, can just be a dumb person.

Damn, that guy is a dick hermit.

by Johnny Rebel 212 October 16, 2009

Burnt Dick

dry humping to the point of getting road rash on your penis.

we were dry humping until i got burnt dick.

by hngsolo January 15, 2009

penguin dick

A term that refers to a circumcised penis with a head that’s substantially smaller than the shaft, therefore resembling a "penguin."

"penguin dick.. the worst!! "

"yah him and his penguin dick tried to waddle into my vagina... i was havin NO part of that!"

by Whatshername. January 14, 2010

shit dicking

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.

"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"

by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

dicked down

to be in a relationship with a guy whose sex is so good that you cant leave him. this guy can be a loser or an asshole but he fucks you like you've never been fucked before, which keeps the girl comming back. THAT is what it means to be dicked down.

bitch with no man 1: i cant see why she's still with him, i mean he's lazy, aint got no job....

bitch with no man 2: he probably is hittin that so good that he got her dicked down!!

bitch with no man 1: hmmm lemme see if i can steal her man.

by preston brewer March 5, 2008

Dick Jockey

A Dick Jockey, is one who would love more than anything to jump on a big cock and ride it, at any time.

Man! Tell that stupid fucking dick jockey to shut his mouth.

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Smoke Dick

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

She will smoke dick for a twenty piece

by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011