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Death Bark

When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick.
Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.
by asslicker22 October 1, 2010
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societal death

any tv show on nickelodeon after icarly ended.
greg: wanna watch nick?
jorge: no, anything on nick after icarly ended is societal death.
by thicc adam. June 2, 2018
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Death by Softserve

To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream
"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"
by C.Gabble March 15, 2024
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Death

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.
Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
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Dopamine Death

The absolute state you're in after taking your ADHD medication all week and the brain has had enough of ya.

Symptoms include: enthusiastically getting on the beers, going AAAAAH at any given time, feeling like you're six feet deep with a V8 rig still running strong.
Hard Dopamine Death happening today boys, I'm locked in for 7 or 11 beers.
by mootmauler July 5, 2024
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death line

Doing more than 8 shots without a chaser
Brett almost died last night after that death line .
by Partytrix December 18, 2013
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Death

I saw a deer get ran over, how come he's the lucky one. Plz come release me death
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